Ulterior: Have you done any of the shit 2009 me though I should have finished a long long time ago? How's that working out for you.
Also have you moved on in your relationships or are you still in stasis
cause being single gets old after like, a week
-What studio are you at? And how did Homefront turn out?
-As with the previous two years, made it out west yet? Or somewhere else?
-There are two - you know them both - how did that turn out?
-How's she doing? Worse?
-Did you jump out of a plane yet?
Still liking the new position?
Finally get that new car? If so, what kind.
Did you at least attempt to get published?
And finally, are you living on your own?
Failure to provide an answer for these will result in me coming over there and kicking your ass.