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03.28.2013 9:54am
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Dr Squirrel
medicine woman
ema
Spoiler:
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Cobra Commander blows up London. All of it. Every single Londonite is dead.
One of the GO JOEs was five feet away from Cobra Commander when he presses his Fuck London button and does nothing to stop him.
And it's not like Ozymandias where we didn't know what was happening, Cobra Commander was having a Dr. Evil style skype session with the World Leaders saying he was gonna Fuck London and then he Fucked London and GI JOEs did nothing to prevent it from happening.
But the FUCK YEAH AMERICA GI JOEs catch him, and they get a big medal ceremony like at the end of Star Wars IV. Smiles and applause. Happy ending. Fuck London. Fade to black.
trust me, i'm a doctor
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03.28.2013 10:14am
Zubis
Registered Member
The news report at the end says it all.
"As the world returns to normal..."
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YOU JUST DETROYED ONE OF THE WORLDS OLDEST CITIES WITH 10+ MILLION PEOPLE.
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03.29.2013 5:27am
Jaran
I'm going to try SCIENCE!
Does it still count as a spoiler if they show it in the trailer?
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03.29.2013 5:29am
Zubis
Registered Member
Yes. Because certain people skip trailers to avoid spoilers.
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03.29.2013 6:50am
Southern Comfort
silently judging all of you
The Fuck London Button. I love you forever.
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03.29.2013 6:59am
Onyx
Butts
Administrator
AMERICA!
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03.29.2013 7:02am
Fincher
Deep Water Horizon
They'll always have Paris.
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03.29.2013 1:57pm
Som
Genitals are Funny
I really didn't care about this movie, but because of this post i now want to see that ending.
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03.29.2013 3:06pm
Clowd Cole
Dangerous Zombie
That spoiler box made me and my roommate laugh so hard. Amazing. 2 thumbs up. Will read again.
Buggle Up! Danger! Danger! (Genocide!) Death the Crisis! Dangerous Zombie!
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03.29.2013 5:02pm
amaron
No answer, must be that deaf bitch.
Funny how jingoistic it is when they went through the trouble to re-define what GI Joe meant (now a global entity) before the first movie.
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03.29.2013 7:39pm
Zubis
Registered Member
They tried too hard, it was too much by the numbers in the first movie. American leader, check. French dude, check, etc.
Even though it is a little jingoistic I do feel it's the better movie. All the actors seem to be having so much fun, Dwayne Johnson in particular.
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03.30.2013 4:53am
shooter_mcgavin
Registered Member
I am going to see this only beause I am curious how they handled Duke (Channing Tatum) in the movie because in the original cut (and the reason for the dealy) he was supposed to die.
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03.30.2013 6:31am
Nelfichu
I've been there, hombre.
Lady Jaye = ooh la la.
Seriously a fun movie that made little sense.
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03.30.2013 3:35pm
shooter_mcgavin
Registered Member
I didn't like the first movie but the trailer for this was actually half decent and The Rock is a much better lead for these kind of movie.
But wow it actually managed to be worse than the first one, this is just an ugly mess. While the first one was bad but silly (so it had an excuse) this was bad but with an identity crisis.
It's bad enough that this sequel didn't feature any of the old characters (except like 2 or 3) but half of the movie was revealing something we already knew.
I give this a
F
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03.30.2013 11:33pm
Old Juan
filled with hate
It was better than the first but that isn't saying much considering the first was complete ass.
As for how they handled Channing Tatum, because I refuse to acknowledge that he was ever supposed to be Duke.
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He fucking dies within the first 20 minutes and what might actually constitute proof of there being a just God in this world...STAYS DEAD.....hallelujah!!!!!!
Dwayne Johnson was good as Road Block but then again he damn well should be given the character is pretty much The Rock...with literal big guns.
Bruce "I'll do anything nowadays as long as I get a big paycheck" Willis was simply doing his typical shtick.
Adrianne Palicki fills the obligatory eye candy for the guys this time out.
Hilarious post good Doctor
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Accept I'd hardly call Storm Shadow a GO JOE. He's there for one reason and one reason only and it ain't about saving anything.
Thank goodness they fixted Snake Eyes's face covering in this one. Much better than having that stupid mouth mold that they used in the first one.
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