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05.02.2012 5:46am

Fincher
Deep Water Horizon

Hey, Doc, I've been eating nothing but cotton candy and cheese puffs for the last month, and now I don't feel so good. What gives?

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05.02.2012 5:49am

Thread Creator

Dr Squirrel
medicine woman

Id82 said:

Dr. Squirrel. I have this thing that happens when I go poop. I sit on the toilet and poop comes out. Am I going to die?

Like, out of the toilet? That sounds more like a plumber's job. Writing plumber feels weird since it feels like there should be another p in there somewhere. Plumbper.

But yeah, you're gonna die. We're all screwed.

Fincher said:

Hey, Doc, I've been eating nothing but cotton candy and cheese puffs for the last month, and now I don't feel so good. What gives?

Funny thing: if you eat nothing but cotton candy and cheese puffs, it makes your body believe it is literally only capable of consuming cotton candy and cheese puffs. Have you been drinking water? Water is basically toxic to your body now. Cotton candy, cheese puffs, all the time, never stop. Ever.

trust me, i'm a doctor

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05.02.2012 1:04pm

grey_haven
Formerly known as 'Trekster'

I've got a bad feeling about this...

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05.02.2012 5:41pm

kirbenvost
Give Life Back To Music

So this one time, at band camp...

What does this mean, Doctor?

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05.03.2012 12:29am

Mole
Somebody loves ya.

Last night a girl touched me with her vagina and now I'm afraid I will turn into a demon. What type of boiling hot acid should I pour on myself to avoid such an outcome? My 26th birthday is next week. Thank you.

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05.03.2012 4:49am

Lews
Lord of the Morning

I dunno about that certificate, man...

I mean, if I have to buy a medium or large drink to get the fries, are they really free?

Other than that, seems legit.

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05.03.2012 12:59pm

OrionHardy
Otherworld

This 'tell the doctor some symptoms and see what his diagnoises is' thing would be a better spam forum topic me thinks.

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05.03.2012 4:34pm

kirbenvost
Give Life Back To Music

OrionHardy said:

This 'tell the doctor some symptoms and see what his diagnoises is' thing would be a better spam forum topic me thinks.

Clearly this person needs to see a psychiatric specialist. Doc, surely you can assist?

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05.04.2012 6:29am

Thread Creator

Dr Squirrel
medicine woman

grey_haven said:

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Could be your prostate. Bend over and think of England.

Mole said:

Last night a girl touched me with her vagina and now I'm afraid I will turn into a demon. What type of boiling hot acid should I pour on myself to avoid such an outcome? My 26th birthday is next week. Thank you.

HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

But yeah, any type of acid should do the trick. Happy birthday!

Lews said:

I dunno about that certificate, man...

I mean, if I have to buy a medium or large drink to get the fries, are they really free?

Other than that, seems legit.

Well they did expire a few years ago.

The fries, I mean. Not the coupon.

kirbenvost said:

Clearly this person needs to see a psychiatric specialist. Doc, surely you can assist?

I have what I call a Medical Brick. It's a brick I throw at your head. Sometimes you wake up and can taste color. The other times you just don't wake up.

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05.04.2012 1:38pm

Southern Comfort
silently judging all of you

Dr Squirrel said:

I have what I call a Medical Brick. It's a brick I throw at your head. Sometimes you wake up and can taste color. The other times you just don't wake up.

I have a medical brick too, except it's not really a brick, but some powder wrapped in plastic, but it's brick shaped! And when I lick it, I can taste colors too!

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05.04.2012 8:34pm

kirbenvost
Give Life Back To Music

Sounds fancy. Can I try?

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05.05.2012 1:47pm

Southern Comfort
silently judging all of you

Yes you may lick my medical brick!

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05.05.2012 8:53pm

kirbenvost
Give Life Back To Music

Sparkly.